Top Secret Last Ditch Liberal Election Promised Revealed!

Apparently, a Red Book of Liberal Election stategies was left behind at the Summit of the Americas a couple of weeks ago. This booklet floated around the globe until it landed in Sri Lanka.

An enterprising candidate - a long shot to win - received the booklet and is now using it to fight his campaign.

Here is the super secret last ditch election promise sure to save the floundering Liberal party - the wealthy Sri Lankan presidential candidate said he will use his personal fortune to buy a cow for every home if he is elected.

Update: A sign was included with the package.